Big purple Ranchero.

She ain’t no hot rod

But sure as hell she’s hot

She ain’t no drunk

But she sure drinks a lot

She spends all my money

But she still is my honey

Big purple Ranchero

She’s my eight cylinder hero

Let the plugs light her fire

Shift her gear into drive

Just to know you’re alive

With her big ass high five

She leaves El Camino’s in her shadow

She goes ahead and can’t accept no

Ain’t got no trunk

But she can carry what you got

She ain’t no phony

But she’s got a lot of pony’s

Big purple Ranchero

She’s my eight cylinder hero

Let the plugs light her fire

Shift her gear into drive

Just to know you’re alive

With her big ass high five